so you think you can tumbl?

Saw a bumper sticker on someone’s car that said I <3 My Mutt. On first glance I thought it said I <3 My Mute, and I thought, how nice. This guy really loves his mute kid.

It’s a shame we ever have to see Van Morrison. His old drunk uncle appearance doesn’t quite match up to all those ideas of true romance his early songs evoke.

Do you think the penny sings Unchained Melody?
My dad, on Ghost the Musical
If you’re in the 26th row how do you even see the penny?
My dad, on Ghost the Musical
It may very well be true that another person is succeeding and you are not experiencing success, but one has nothing to do with the other. There’s not a limited amount of success going around. In what world does it make sense that if I am funny, you are not funny? NO WORLD. We need to believe in, encourage, support, and massage each other’s egos. I believe in you. I believe in what you’re doing. Please keep doing it, and maybe do a little of it near me.
Elissa Bassist, “How to Write Like a Funny Woman” on The Rumpus (via sarahspy)
louis comes up with the best idea yet for my screenplay! a romcom starring CGI young bill pullman!

louis comes up with the best idea yet for my screenplay! a romcom starring CGI young bill pullman!

subway vagina

subway vagina

subways are dangerous

subways are dangerous

from my photo series entitled &#8220;Get To Work&#8221;
featuring &#8220;Inspiration Mug&#8221;

from my photo series entitled “Get To Work”

featuring “Inspiration Mug”