February 2012
29 posts
IN WHICH I PLUG MY FRIEND'S KICKSTARTER →
That thing where you’re facebook-married to a friend as a joke, and then a lot of time passes, and you wish you had never done it but maybe they still think it’s cute and you don’t really want to have the conversation with them about getting a facebook-divorce and it’s not like you don’t wanna be friends anymore but…
Anonymous asked: Lauren Graham and Erika have effectively and wonderfully played sisters for two years now. You're a complete toolbox. Shut up.
things my landlord (who lives in the apt below me)...
-Fleetwood Mac’s “Silver Springs” is good, sure. But is good enough to repeat 18 times?
-Fleetwood Mac’s “I Don’t Wanna Know” is good, sure. But do you have to try to clap along? You will never figure out where the claps go.
-The shower has stopped making a shower sound. There must be something wrong with the shower pipes. She couldn’t possibly be...
What if Glenn Close's full name was "Glennjamin...
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Do I know anyone who makes business cards? A graphic designer perhaps? Because here’s my new plan. I’m going to get business cards made that say, “I WILL WALK THAT TINY DOG™” and on the back they will just have my name and e-mail address. Then I will hand them out to people who have adorable puppies or just tiny regular old dogs. But only people who don’t have that...