(Source: law-order-food)
aaaaaaaaaaaand i can die now
Of course you do.
This person took a class on How To Sell Mirrors.
AND it’s a pre-war building? OK! You got me! I’m putting down my deposit!
can’t tell if this is literally about the janky doors in the apartment or if this is just free craigslist wisdom.
damnit damnit damnit
apartment comes with 1 free poem