Terrible. My son got hit by a car yesterday. He’s going to have to be in the hospital for months. They couldn’t believe he survived. It’s all my fault. It’s really my fault. It’s for a crime my older brother committed. It’s vigilante justice. There were no skid marks— the car didn’t try to stop. He was a target.
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| — | Woman in line at the bank today, after the teller said, “Hi how are you?” This is real, I did not make this up after watching too many episodes of Law & Order, I promise. |
